Our hero finds their way into hell on a quest to bake delicious treats.
lyrics
The Devil's house is 666
I cross across the river styx
I stand upon the porch and feel his powaa!!
The knocker knocks, it opens wide!
With basted breath I walk inside
"I pray, I say, may I borrow some flouaaa!"
There were shrunken heads
From a head collection
Dead shrunken people
Fueled my trepidations!
Looking up he licked his lips
"Needs more virgin oil," he snipped
Boiling rats crawled out the vat so spooky!
"My flour's rare and deathly good
is it for Devil's food?"
"No not cakes," I cried "chocolate chip cookies!"
"To borrow some,"
he said "One favor...
You must mix your soul
With the flour's flavor!"
Hell's Kitchen! Hell's Kitchen!
Should I sell my soul and give in?
Hell's Kitchen! Hell's Kitchen!
Death to all who enter within!
Hell's Kitchen! Hell's Kitchen!
Death to all who enter within! AAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHAAAAAHGHGHAAAAA!
Lucifer I cannot stand it!
Eat your offer I demand it!
The schemes you've cooked are just a pot of crock!
For I don't need my soul to make
A soup to slurp or cake to bake
I'll knead my own flour, I NEED MY SOUL TO ROCK!
The oven's temp was 666
I threw the devil's head in quick
To punish him for all of his abuses OH YEAH!
Now the underworld
Is my property
I cook new cuisine
MANIACALLY!
Hell's Kitchen! Hell's Kitchen!
Hot Beelzebub, use mittens!
Hell's Kitchen! Hell's Kitchen!
Try a taste of his intestines!
credits
from Priceless Original Ideas,
released June 2, 2006
Music by Tim Schrock, Lyrics by Fred Schrock, Arranged, Produced, Performed, Recorded, and Composed by Tim Schrock
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